My sister

[Elaine]

She does make me laugh sometimes.
She makes up her own text speech, I have no idea what she's talking about at the best of times lol.
On aproach to the field, we always text each other to give the person on the field time to get their dogs into the small paddock before the next lot arrive, this saves any excitement or skirmishes at the main gate and allows the dogs to enter the field and not be overwhelmed by the dogs who may already be there. So we text "ETA 5 mins" or however long we think we'll be before arriving. My sister hadnt a clue what ETA meant so myself and Pamela explained it to her. So now she texts ESTA and instead of puting in 5 mins or 10 mins, she has to be different and put 6 mins or 19 mins.
Today we were all chatting about pet forums, my sister tells us that she got fed up of the one she used to go on all the time coz all they did was bum up this vet they all used down south. I asked what she meant and she explained that they all used to say things like, He's safe now at rainbow bridge, or he'll be well again now he's at rainbow bridge etc etc.
I kinda looked at her in disbeleif before bursting out laughing. I explained that rainbow bridge was NOT a vet practice down south but a poem.

[dandysmom]

Oh Elaine, that is so funny! Your sis is a real character.... is she accident-prone too?

[Elaine]

Originally Posted by dandysmom

Oh Elaine, that is so funny! Your sis is a real character.... is she accident-prone too?

I was about to answer no she isnt but that's a lie

[Kazz]

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm are there more of you out there we need to be wary of?????

[angieh]

Bless her little cotton socks, if she wears them!

[Elaine]

Originally Posted by Kazz

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm are there more of you out there we need to be wary of?????

Fortunately not Kazz

[babycakes]

[Manyana13]

Hehe... you have me laughing outloud!

[PoshPuss]

Aw your sis sounds so cute! and innocent- no, not alike then

[dandysmom]

Is she older or younger, Elaine?