My father announced to me this morning that my mother had bit him on the bum

I wasnt quite sure how to respond to that info when he continued to tell me......
When they were on holiday in the states they had bought this cream, called ice or something, for aches and pains. Both parents have some difficulty with their hips. He said the cream was really good and that you just applied a little onto a tissue and then onto the skin where the pain was.
Anyway, this morning, he was sat at my mums side of the bed, he took the lid off the cream and grabbed a folded tissue from the bedside unit, applied cream to tissue but when applying the cream onto his skin, he felt something hard in the tissue and wondered what it was.
It was ofcourse, my mums false teeth
