Poached eggs, soggy toast, scalded legs and crushed toes

[Elaine]

Thats what Graham and i have had for out tea
Graham made paoched eggs, the traditional way . Which meant the eggs leaked boiled water and made my toast all soggy (yuk) but worst of all, I dropped the plate, scalded my leg with the boiled water and hot egg yolk, pushed my chair back to escape it all and crushed Grahams toes i9n the process.
A wee bit of a yelling match then ensued followed by Graham making more poached eggs on toast for me while I cleaned up.
What a blooming mess

[Erin]

ouch Elaine,you hve been in the war a bit lately havnt you.hope your legs arnt to bady scoled and grahams toes are ok

[angieh]

OMG Elaine - so sorry to hear about the poached eggs. One of my favourites, which I tend to have on the rare occasions I am staying in a hotel so as to avoid most of the problems you have suffered! Hope your leg and Graham's toes are OK?

[yola]

Consider yourself lucky that he remade you some more eggs after you trashed his toes . . . tut

[Mags]

You're a walking disaster lately Elaine!

Seriously though, I hope your legs and Graham's toes don't hurt too much ........... and the poached eggs were delicious!

[Elaine]

Och i wouldnt worry about grahams toes ladies, he has another 5 on the other foot
I dont know why he just couldnt use the bloody egg poacher though, he always has to do everything differently, gets on my nerves. If there's a parking space near the house, he'll park two streets away, but thats only if i am with him. On his own, he would park near the house.
He even put the toast back on my plate and said, do you just want more eggs?
I said No bloody way, I need new toast too coz Eva ****s on the floor
Thats my moan.
How was every one elses tea then?

[yola]

Originally Posted by Elaine

If there's a parking space near the house, he'll park two streets away, but thats only if i am with him. On his own, he would park near the house.

Do you think he's trying to tell you something???? *ducks and runs for cover . . . *

Seriously - hope all toes and legs are OK

[Elaine]

Originally Posted by yola

Do you think he's trying to tell you something???? *ducks and runs for cover . . . *

Seriously - hope all toes and legs are OK

Probably Yola but mainly he does it coz he knows it annoys me so much

[babycakes]

Dearie me Elaine I do hope that you haven't burnt yourself

[angieh]

Hope you are OK today Elaine?