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Elaine's Avatar
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08-04-2007, 12:55 AM   #1

Itallian Tomatoe Gardens


An old Italian man lived alone in the country.
He wanted to dig his tomato garden, but it was very hard work as the
ground was hard.
His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison.

The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:

DearVincent, I am feeling pretty badly because it looks like I won't be
able to plant my tomato garden this year.
I'm just getting too old to be digging upa garden plot.
I know if you were here my troubles would be over.
I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me.

Love,
Dad

A few days later he received a letter from his son:


Dear Dad Don't dig up that garden.

hat's where I buried the bodies.

Love, Vinnie


At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug
up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the
old man and left.

The next day the old man received another letter from his son:


Dear Dad,Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now.
That's the best I could do under the circumstances . . .
Love you,

Vinnie




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08-04-2007, 02:23 AM   #2

Re: Itallian Tomatoe Gardens


I love it !!!!!



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08-04-2007, 09:23 AM   #3

Re: Itallian Tomatoe Gardens


Awww.....



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08-04-2007, 10:57 AM   #4

Re: Itallian Tomatoe Gardens


awwww love it lol



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08-04-2007, 12:53 PM   #5

Re: Itallian Tomatoe Gardens


Awww very good!



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08-04-2007, 03:46 PM   #6

Re: Itallian Tomatoe Gardens


awwww brilliant



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08-04-2007, 08:42 PM   #7

Re: Itallian Tomatoe Gardens


Superb!!! LOL!!!



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08-04-2007, 08:44 PM   #8

Re: Itallian Tomatoe Gardens


Brilliant Elaine, that was a gem!



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