You haven't heard the half of it - Sal first spots the cow pat - off she goes roll roll roll

then off Tess goes - roll roll roll

both dash back to me - I put my hands out shouting "No; No!" it doesn't work now I have smatterings of cow pat up my jeans - a nice man with a well behaved CKCS - stops to speak to us - but hurries on as he gets a whiff - I don't blame him. I put them on the leads - major mistake because they kiss me as I bend down after licking each other - YUCK - plus the fact on lead I can smell them more - YUCK - we go back to the car and I pour the water from the bottle all over them and try to wipe off the excess with the old towel in the back - Sal gets hold of the towel then Tess decides its a tug of towel and off the go round the car park when the towel is in tiny pieces they come back

and I throw the remaining water over them - they move as they see it coming and it goes into the boot of the car.
At that point I gave up and sat on the ground as they sat on my lap smell and all - I must love 'em then I dried them off with the seat covers and threw them on the back seat away from the water and drove home with the windows and sunroof open.
I can see a van joining this family soon - to be called Vinnie the Van
Karen