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Cats owned: About to own two DSH
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22-04-2008, 12:31 PM   #1

How many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb?


Q. How Many Dogs Does It Take to Change A Light Bulb?

A1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our
whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid
burned out bulb?

A2. Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not
up to code.

A3. Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!

A4. Rottweiler: Make me.

A5. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.

A6. Labrador: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can
I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!

A7. German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I lead these people from
the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one
more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of
the situation.

A8. Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the
walls and furniture.

A9. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light
bulb?

A10. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the
dark.

A11. Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

A12. Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there ...

A13. Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?

A14. New Zealand Sheep Dog: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a
little cluster...

A15. Toy Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do
it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

The Cat's Answer: "Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light
bulbs. So, the real question is: How long will it be before I can expect
some light, some dinner, and a massage?"



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22-04-2008, 12:35 PM   #2

Re: How many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb?


......good one Catherine!



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22-04-2008, 01:08 PM   #3

Re: How many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb?


Thats brilliant



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23-04-2008, 10:14 PM   #4

Re: How many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb?


Wonderful - just a shame that posts in this section don't appear in New Posts - deserves a wider audience!!!



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23-04-2008, 10:30 PM   #5

Re: How many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb?






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