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Ways to turn down unwanted men[FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif']>>WAYS TO TURN DOWN UNWANTED MEN !!!! >> >> >> >>HE : Can I buy you a drink? >> >>SHE : Actually I'd rather have the money. >> >>HE : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours. >> >>SHE : I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours. >> >>HE : Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice? >> >>SHE : Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice. >> >>HE : How did you get to be so beautiful? >> >>SHE : I must've been given your share. >> >>HE : Will you go out with me this Saturday? >> >>SHE : Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend. >> >>HE : Your face must turn a few heads. >> >>SHE : And your face must turn a few stomachs. >> >>HE : Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out. >> >>SHE : Okay, get out. >> >>HE : I think I could make you very happy. >> >>SHE : Why? Are you leaving? >> >>HE : What would you say if I asked you to marry me? >> >>SHE : Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time. >> >>HE : Can I have your name? >> >>SHE : Why? Don't you already have one? >> >>HE : Shall we go see a movie? >> >>SHE : I've already seen it. >> >>HE : Where have you been all my life? >> >>SHE : Hiding from you. >> >>HE : Haven't I seen you some place before? >> >>SHE : Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore. >> >>HE : Is this seat empty? >> >>SHE : Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. >> >>HE : So, what do you do for a living? >> >>SHE : I'm a female impersonator. >> >>HE : Hey baby, what's your sign? >> >>SHE : Do not enter. >> >>HE : Your body is like a temple. >> >>SHE : Sorry, there are no services today. >> >>HE : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. >> >>SHE : If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. >> >>FORWARD TO WOMEN IN NEED OF SOME LAUGHS >> >>(and men who may appreciate good humor) [/font]
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Hee Hee Hee. very good. Just a pity i dont get chatted up anymore to use them lol! |
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excellent given me some serious food for thought Sarah x |
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Very good When I was in Canada, we used to give out the no for pest controll if we couldn't get rid of a guy  |
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