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Amber's Avatar
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Cats owned: Domestic Shorthairs & Longhair
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Hertfordshire, UK
Posts: 504
18-05-2007, 12:08 AM   #1

The Ten Cat Commandments


found this on the internet and it made me smile

1. I am the Lord of thy house.

2. Thou shall have no other pets before me.

3. Thou shalt not ever ignore me.

4. I shall ignore thou when I feel like it.

5. Thou shalt be grateful that I even give thou the time of day.

6. Remember my food dish and keep it full.

7. Thou shalt spend most of thy money on toys and gifts for me.

8. Thou shalt always have thy lap ready for me to curl up in.

9. Thou shalt shower me with love and attention upon demand.

10. Above all, thou shalt do anything and everything it takes to keep me happy.



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Cats owned: Leia: blue torbie
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Location: Washington, DC, USA
Posts: 31,378
18-05-2007, 02:17 AM   #2

Re: The Ten Cat Commandments


So true! I like!!!



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Cats owned: DSH/Siamese/Orientals
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Location: Yorkshire
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18-05-2007, 06:44 AM   #3

Re: The Ten Cat Commandments


Brilliant! How true is that?



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Cats owned: 10 cats (stray stayed) 3 sleeping x
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Location: Bristol
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18-05-2007, 10:25 AM   #4

Re: The Ten Cat Commandments


Brilliant x



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Cats owned: Domestic Shorthairs & Longhair
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18-05-2007, 11:51 AM   #5

Re: The Ten Cat Commandments


my thoughts exactly



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Cats owned: Raggie and BSH
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Location: Edinburgh
Posts: 11,575
18-05-2007, 03:23 PM   #6

Re: The Ten Cat Commandments


Verry good and quite true.



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18-05-2007, 06:41 PM   #7

Re: The Ten Cat Commandments


Spot on!!



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Cats owned: Moggy
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18-05-2007, 07:04 PM   #8

Re: The Ten Cat Commandments


lol brilliant and oh so true



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Cats owned: moggies
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19-05-2007, 08:21 AM   #9

Re: The Ten Cat Commandments


lol yep so true ...



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