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14-05-2007, 08:29 PM   #1

This is a good one


A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this

HUGE black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him looks down and says: "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch private, 3 pound testicles, Turner Brown."

The white man faints and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big guy says: "What's wrong with you?"

In a weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you say to me?"

The big dude says: "I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me.... I'm 7 feet

tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch private, my testicles weighs

3 pounds each, and my name is Turner Brown."

The small guy says: "Turner Brown?!...Sweet Jesus, I thought you said, "Turn around".



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14-05-2007, 08:34 PM   #2

Re: This is a good one


lol brilliant!!!



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14-05-2007, 09:33 PM   #3

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14-05-2007, 09:34 PM   #4

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14-05-2007, 10:36 PM   #5

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18-05-2007, 10:16 AM   #6

Re: This is a good one


hehheheheheheheheh PMSL



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18-05-2007, 10:19 AM   #7

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18-05-2007, 03:27 PM   #8

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21-05-2007, 11:46 PM   #9

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