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Elaine's Avatar
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Cats owned: 2 moggies
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Aberdeen, Scotland
Posts: 15,256
03-03-2007, 09:01 PM   #1

Locked car..........


A motorist locked himself out of his car and a passer-by stopped to
> help.
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> "I'll have your door open in no time," said the stranger, who then
> began rubbing his bottom up and down on the driver's door.
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> The motorist found this very odd, but before he could comment, all the
> locks sprang open.
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> "How amazing," cried the driver. "How did you do that?????"
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> "Easy," bragged the stranger.
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> Are you ready for the punchline???
>
>
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> Are you sure?????
>
>
> "I'm wearing khaki trousers"



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Cats owned: 2 lovely boys and a beautiful girl
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Telford UK
Posts: 10,652
03-03-2007, 09:59 PM   #2

Re: Locked car..........


Grrrrooooaaaaannnnnnnn!! That's dreadful Elaine!!



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Cats owned: 1 Persian and one b/w moo-cat mog
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Reading, Berkshire, UK
Posts: 12,771
03-03-2007, 10:06 PM   #3

Re: Locked car..........


I'm so blonde tonight I didn't even see the punchline coming Nice one though



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