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23-01-2006, 03:35 PM   #1

Scottish Lymerics.


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Furry Hat brought to you from the handsome Winston.

There wis an auld wifie
Wha bade in a flat
Wi a one leggit parrot
An a flechy broon cat

She fed them on micro chips
Liver and ingan
The pair o them thocht
That their diet wis mingin

Syne the parrot gaed doitit
The cat drapped doon deid
An the cats noo a hat
On the auld wifies heid
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23-01-2006, 03:37 PM   #2

Re: Scottish Lymerics.


Thats one hat you can keep!!!

or that's yin hat yi kin keep
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23-01-2006, 03:42 PM   #3

Re: Scottish Lymerics.


OK
Can I have a translation for 'fletchy' please? Think I can do the rest!



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23-01-2006, 04:02 PM   #4

Re: Scottish Lymerics.


flechy = flea bitten
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23-01-2006, 04:13 PM   #5

Re: Scottish Lymerics.


Quote:
Originally Posted by Elaine
flechy = flea bitten
puir wee creature!



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23-01-2006, 04:30 PM   #6

Re: Scottish Lymerics.


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Little Miss Muffet

See yon Miss Muffet
That sat on a tuffet
Feart o an ettercap?

Weel, Eva an me
We baith agree
She seems like a richt wee sap!
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23-01-2006, 04:34 PM   #7

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Bionic Billy

Ah'm cried Bionic Billy
Hauf laddie, hauf machine
Wi pooer-assisted hurdies
An telescopic een

Ah'm the strang-est, fastest, gleggest lad
In this or ony toun
But ah cannae hae beans fur denner
Or ah'd flee aff tae the moon
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23-01-2006, 04:49 PM   #8

Re: Scottish Lymerics.


Brilliant Elaine, glad you started the thread
I was fine until the first bit of Bionic Billy, can I have a translation please

Ah'm cried Bionic Billy
Hauf laddie, hauf machine
Wi pooer-assisted hurdies
An telescopic een
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23-01-2006, 05:05 PM   #9

Re: Scottish Lymerics.


Translation

I am bionic billy
half boy, half machine
with power assisted legs
a telescopic eyes
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23-01-2006, 05:28 PM   #10

Re: Scottish Lymerics.


Struggled with the translations but I think got most of them.

All very, very good
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