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30-11-2005, 05:30 PM   #1

Not to be outdone!!


THREE WOMEN -- ONE GERMAN, ONE JAPANESE AND ONE
IRISH - WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.
SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE GERMAN
PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED. THE OTHERS LOOKED
AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. "THAT WAS MY PAGER," SHE SAID " I HAVE A
MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."

A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE JAPANESE WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO
HER EAR. WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED,"THAT WAS MY MOBILEPHONE. I HAVE
A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."

THE IRISH WOMAN FELT DECIDEDLY LOW TECH. NOT TO BE OUTDONE, SHE DECIDED
SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS
IMPRESSIVE. SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM. SHE
RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER BEHIND. THE OTHERS RISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.

THE IRISH WOMAN FINALLY SAID, "WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT. I'M GETTIN' A FAX."




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30-11-2005, 05:34 PM   #2

Re: Not to be outdone!!


now that made me laugh jacqie good one lol



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30-11-2005, 05:35 PM   #3

Re: Not to be outdone!!


Good one Jac!!!



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30-11-2005, 05:41 PM   #4

Re: Not to be outdone!!


Glad it made you laugh.



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30-11-2005, 05:43 PM   #5

Re: Not to be outdone!!


he he he thats a good one!!!!



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30-11-2005, 05:48 PM   #6

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30-11-2005, 05:50 PM   #7

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30-11-2005, 06:27 PM   #8

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30-11-2005, 06:29 PM   #9

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30-11-2005, 07:42 PM   #10

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Brilliant....



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