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23-01-2006, 06:44 PM   #11

Re: Scottish Lymerics.


Elaine!



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24-01-2006, 10:09 AM   #12

Re: Scottish Lymerics.


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The Bletherin Barber

A bletherin barber fae Ayr
Said to the man in the chair
"Its snawin', I fear"
But the man couldnae hear
Coz his lugs were lyin on the flair




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24-01-2006, 01:17 PM   #13

Re: Scottish Lymerics.


Brilliant thread Elaine!!!

Understood most of them



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24-01-2006, 05:54 PM   #14

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Teacher
Oor reacher comes fae Venus
Her legs are purple jelly
She's twa antennae on her heid
An fower een in her belly
She says "Call me Miss Trrgtkin"
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24-01-2006, 08:02 PM   #15

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I'm really enjoying these Elaine.....but I must see if I can get me a Scottish dictionary!!!



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24-01-2006, 08:24 PM   #16

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Oxters

Oxters are ugsome things
They bide beneath yer airms
They're switey an they're mingin
An fou o hairy wurms




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24-01-2006, 11:28 PM   #17

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25-01-2006, 10:06 AM   #18

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ami the only one who has to read these 6-7 times before i "get it" ???? lol



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25-01-2006, 02:00 PM   #19

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Yes you are so get a grip of the scottish language will you!!!! God know you have known enough of us



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25-01-2006, 02:10 PM   #20

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cheeky woman!!!! Just cos my kids half scottish! LOl



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