What is a cat?

Mags · 25-04-2006, 09:29 PM

Are you sure you really want one?

22% Purring and Cuddling
25% Cuteness
3% Bad Breath
17% Disrespect for your furniture
15% Litter box odors
75% Easier than a dog
25% Vet bills
Takes up 50% less space than the Sunday paper
11% Inappropriate Pee and Poops, sometimes missing the box altogether
3% Coughed-up fur balls
75% foul smelling canned meals
3% Violent attacks on your ankles
10% Noisy late night annoyance of neighbors
100% Chance of kittens if neutering is neglected
10% Adorable antics
15% Evil intent
2% Scratches that bleed and puff up
5% Baby bird atrocities
.05% Ear mites
.05% Fleas
57% Naps

Moli · 25-04-2006, 09:30 PM

Brilliant Mags..

Fran · 25-04-2006, 11:33 PM

Brilliant Mags!!! and times that by 5 and that's what it is like here

Mags · 25-04-2006, 11:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fran

Brilliant Mags!!! and times that by 5 and that's what it is like here

Donna · 26-04-2006, 11:32 AM

Thats great Mags!!! I have x 2!!!

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