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Cats owned: 2 moggies
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Aberdeen, Scotland
Posts: 15,256
30-06-2007, 09:13 AM   #1

50 years later


Subject: 50 years later On their 50th anniversary, a wife found the
negligee she wore on her wedding night and put it on.
She went to her husband, a retired Marine pilot, and said: "Honey, do
you remember this?"
He looked up from his newspaper and said: "Yes dear, I do.
You wore that same negligee the night we were married"
She said, "Yes, that's right. Do you remember what you said to me that
night?"
He nodded and said,
"Yes dear, I said; 'Oh baby, I'm going to suck the life out of those
boobs and screw your brains out."
She giggled and said; "That's exactly what you said.
So now it's fifty Years later, and I'm in the same negligee.
What do you have to say >tonight?"

He looked her up and down and replied, "Mission accomplished."




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