Feline laws- or wisdom passed from cat to cat

cats' staff · 04-05-2009, 07:37 PM

You know if they ever develop opposable thumbs the human race is in such trouble!

smokytopaz · 04-05-2009, 08:59 PM

You mean they haven't?

cats' staff · 05-05-2009, 04:42 PM

If they had it would mean Smudge could open tins of tuna herself....

I think the ability to open catfood and treats is the only reason she allows us to stay in her house

pamela81 · 13-01-2011, 04:19 PM

they are great!!!

angieh · 13-01-2011, 04:49 PM

Thanks for resurrecting this thread - it's had me laughing all over again!

dandysmom · 13-01-2011, 05:28 PM

Thanks here too! Always a funny read.

cats' staff · 14-01-2011, 09:10 PM

A couple of recent ones

Staff may sometimes mistakenly buy 'cat beds' for your use. These are totally beneath your dignity and must be ignored. Demonstrate their folly by sleeping on pillows, sofas, in baths- in fact anywhere BUT the despised 'cat bed'.

String- your staff may sometimes dangle string in front of you and expect you to play. This string is sub-standard and must be ignored. The best sort of string is attached to human shoes and you can explain this by playing winsomely with it in the mornings when they are muttering about 'getting to work'

dandysmom · 14-01-2011, 09:40 PM

Brilliant, CS! Smudge et al are finally getting you properly trained....

cats' staff · 14-01-2011, 11:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dandysmom

Brilliant, CS! Smudge et al are finally getting you properly trained....

I'm a work in progress apparently

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