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10-07-2007, 04:21 PM   #1

Untitled joke (and I'm too brain dead to make up a title)


After his exam the doctor said to the elderly man: "You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask
me about?"
"In fact, I do," said the old man. "After I have sex I am usually cold and chilly, and then, after I have sex with her the second time, I am usually hot and sweaty."
After examining his elderly wife, the doctor said: "Everything appears to be fine. Do you have any medical concerns that you would like to discuss with me?"
The lady replied that she had no questions or concerns.
The doctor then said to her: "Your husband had an unusual concern. He claims that he is usually cold and chilly after having sex with you the first time, and then hot and sweaty after the second time. Do you know why?"
"Oh, that crazy old fart," she replied. "That's because the first time is usually in January and the second time is in August."





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10-07-2007, 04:30 PM   #2

Re: Untitled joke (and I'm too brain dead to make up a title)


that made me giggle!



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10-07-2007, 04:40 PM   #3

Re: Untitled joke (and I'm too brain dead to make up a title)


:-d :-d :-d



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10-07-2007, 04:50 PM   #4

Re: Untitled joke (and I'm too brain dead to make up a title)


Very funny!!!!



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10-07-2007, 06:00 PM   #5

Re: Untitled joke (and I'm too brain dead to make up a title)


....great!!



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10-07-2007, 06:03 PM   #6

Re: Untitled joke (and I'm too brain dead to make up a title)


Brilliant!!



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10-07-2007, 07:00 PM   #7

Re: Untitled joke (and I'm too brain dead to make up a title)


And I thought you were talking about me and Derek> Thinking how did you know that!!!

Brilliant!!!! Made me laugh.



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10-07-2007, 07:21 PM   #8

Re: Untitled joke (and I'm too brain dead to make up a title)


PMSL!! Very good DM!



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10-07-2007, 08:14 PM   #9

Re: Untitled joke (and I'm too brain dead to make up a title)


hehe very funny.....i like it!



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