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Getting Even, from Desley BooktiggerOne December day we found an old straggly cat >> at our door. She was a sorry sight starving, >> dirty, smelled terrible, skinny, and hair all >> matted down. We felt sorry for her so we put >> her in a carrier and took her to the vet. >> >> We didn't know what to call her so we named >> her "Pussycat." The vet decided to keep her for >> a day or so. He said he would let us know when >> we could come and get her. My husband (the >> complainer) said, "OK, but don't forget to wash her, >> she stinks." He reminded the vet that it was his >> WIFE that wanted the dirty cat, not him. >> My husband and my Vet don't see eye to eye. >> The vet calls my husband 'El-Cheap-O', >> and my husband calls the vet 'El-Charge-O'. >> They love to hate each other and constantly >> 'snipe' at one another, with my husband getting >> in the last word on this particular occasion. >> >> The next day my husband had an appointment with >> his doctor, who is located in the same building, >> next door to the vet. The MD's waiting room and >> office was full of people waiting to see the doctor. >> A side door opened and the vet leaned in - he had >> obviously seen my husband arrive. He looked straight >> at my husband and in a loud voice said, "Your wife's >> pussy doesn't stink any more. We washed and shaved it, >> and now she smells like a rose. Oh, and, by the way, >> I think she's pregnant. God only knows who the father is!" >> Then he closed the door. >> >> Now THAT, my friends, is getting even!
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Thats brilliant and made me chuckle |
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 Hysterical... I loved it! |
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Thanks, that was good!! |
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LOL that was very funny!!!! |
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Another funny one....  |
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