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Elaine's Avatar
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Cats owned: 2 moggies
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Aberdeen, Scotland
Posts: 15,256
01-08-2007, 06:47 PM   #1

4 daughters


> There once was a farmer who had four daughters.
> He was in the habit of worrying about his daughters and always
answered
> the door with a shotgun.
>
> One night he hears a knock on his door and finds a young man
standing
there.
>
> The young man says:
>
> "My name is Freddy,
> I've come to pick up Betty.
> We're going out for spaghetti,
> I hope she is ready."
>
> The farmer thought that was cute so he let them go out. Pretty soon
> another knock on the door and another young man was there.
>
> He said
> "My name in Vance
> I've come for Nance.
> We're going to a dance,
> is she ready by chance?"
>
> Again the farmer thought it was cute and let them go Soon another
knock
> on the door with yet another young man standing there.
>
> He said:
> "My name is Moe
> I'm here to get Flo.
> We're going to a show.
> Is she ready to go?"
>
> Once again the farmer thought it was cute and he let them go.
>
> Again there was a knock on the door and a young man was standing
there.
>
> He said:
> "My name is Chuck........
>
> The farmer shot him.
>
>




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Cats owned: DSH/Siamese/Orientals
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Location: Yorkshire
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01-08-2007, 06:51 PM   #2

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Cats owned: 2 lovely boys and a beautiful girl
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Location: Telford UK
Posts: 10,652
01-08-2007, 06:53 PM   #3

Re: 4 daughters


PMSL!!!!!!!!!! Very good Elaine



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01-08-2007, 07:11 PM   #4

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