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29-10-2005, 05:00 PM   #1

Joke 'borrowed' from Dogweb


A man comes home from work, sits down in his favourite chair, turns on the TV, and says to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it starts"
She looks a little puzzled, but brings him a beer. When he finishes it, he says, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna start."
This time she looks a little angry, but brings him a beer. When it's gone, he says, "Quick, another beer before it starts."
"That's it!" She blows her top, "You *******! You waltz in here, flop your fat ass down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run around like your slave. Don't you realize that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long?
The husband sighs. "****, it's started."





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29-10-2005, 05:05 PM   #2

Re: Joke 'borrowed' from Dogweb


Thats good!!!



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29-10-2005, 05:39 PM   #3

Re: Joke 'borrowed' from Dogweb


very good DM!



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29-10-2005, 06:26 PM   #4

Re: Joke 'borrowed' from Dogweb


very good



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29-10-2005, 06:28 PM   #5

Re: Joke 'borrowed' from Dogweb


he he very good!!



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29-10-2005, 07:01 PM   #6

Re: Joke 'borrowed' from Dogweb


Tom I'm shocked You shouldnt understand these thing LOL



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