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Dog vs Cat How Many Dogs Does It Take to Change A Light Bulb? Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb? Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code. Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp! Rottweiler: Make me. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark. Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please! German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation. Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb? Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark. Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there... Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares? Schnauzer: You guys have no regard for logic. I have to THINK! Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle... Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry. The Cat's Answer: "Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is: How long will it be before I can expect some light,! some dinner and a massage"
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 very good BellaD! |
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Ha ha...very funny |
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I used to know loads of lightbulb jokes! Can't remember them anymore! Will try and think and remember some!!! |
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Sue you dont think your failing memory is something to do with your age Soz...only joking  |
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Cheeky! Wait till I see you next!  Mind you had better not say too much, might be a granny by then! I am waiting for Rachel to ring back, all I can find on the net is what you said! |
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Ha ha Nanny Sue...Hopefully we should see you this weekend Sorry i disapeared,been talking to CXX and answering kitten customers Hopefully i will have a few more years before i become a Nanny  |
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Don't forget will prob be stuck in a tent  It will be JAE don't you just love car do's???? |
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Just had that lovely young couple who have booked two snows, they have dropped a really nice blanket off, and some toys for their two new babies! They are so excited bless them! Their first home, and then their new little 'family'! |
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OOoooh this is really frustating! Still can't think of any! May have to do a search on the internet! |
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