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Elaine's Avatar
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Cats owned: 2 moggies
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06-02-2007, 08:50 PM   #1

Do you know that man?


A woman and her husband are dining at a table in a plush restaurant, and the wife keeps staring at an old drunken guy swigging his gin as he sits alone at a nearby table, until the husband asks...............
"Do you know him?"

"Yes," sighs the wife, "He's my ex-husband.
He took to drink right after we divorced seven years ago, and I hear he hasn't been sober since."

"My God!" says the husband, "Who would think that a person could go on celebrating that long?"



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Cats owned: DSH/Siamese/Orientals
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Location: Yorkshire
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06-02-2007, 08:52 PM   #2

Re: Do you know that man?


Excellent Elaine!



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06-02-2007, 10:05 PM   #3

Re: Do you know that man?


Brilliant Elaine!



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Cats owned: Leia: blue torbie
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Location: Washington, DC, USA
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06-02-2007, 10:15 PM   #4

Re: Do you know that man?


Yet another good one!!!!



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06-02-2007, 10:26 PM   #5

Re: Do you know that man?


:-d :-d :-d



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07-02-2007, 11:17 AM   #6

Re: Do you know that man?


Where do you get these from Elaine? LOL!



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07-02-2007, 01:34 PM   #7

Re: Do you know that man?


Excellent Elaine!



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