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06-12-2005, 07:02 PM   #1

A visit to the dentist


A guy goes into his dentist's office, because of pain in his mouth. After a brief examination, the dentist exclaims, "Oh my! That plate I installed in your mouth about six months ago has nearly completely corroded! What on earth have you been eating?"
"Well ... the only thing I can think of is this ... my wife made me some asparagus about four months ago with this stuff on it ... Hollandaise sauce she called it ... and doctor, I'm talking DELICIOUS! I've never tasted anything like it, and ever since then I've been putting it on everything ... meat, fish, toast, vegetables ... you name it!"
"That's probably it," replied the dentist. "Hollandaise sauce is made with lemon juice, which is acidic and highly corrosive. It seems as though I'll have to install a new plate, but made out of chrome this time."
"Why chrome?" the man asked.
"Well, everyone knows that there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise!"





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06-12-2005, 07:03 PM   #2

Re: A visit to the dentist


Thats terrible Mags!!!!but funny all the same



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06-12-2005, 07:06 PM   #3

Re: A visit to the dentist


Thought we deserved a fun night tonight Moli



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06-12-2005, 07:31 PM   #4

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06-12-2005, 08:00 PM   #5

Re: A visit to the dentist


Aaaaaarghhhhhh!



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06-12-2005, 09:16 PM   #6

Re: A visit to the dentist


Which reminds me I have the dentist tomorrow



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06-12-2005, 09:47 PM   #7

Re: A visit to the dentist


ha ha just got that one good one Mags!!!!



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06-12-2005, 10:55 PM   #8

Re: A visit to the dentist


nice one mags



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07-12-2005, 12:20 AM   #9

Re: A visit to the dentist


Aaaaarggghhhhhh - but funny all the same!



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