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Catsey Senior
 
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Kent
Posts: 403
21-07-2005, 12:25 PM   #1

Cats with 'CATTITUDE'



Don't be afraid to bite the hand that feeds you

Play with your food

Climb trees, especially Christmas trees

Always take center stage

Whenever you do something bad, be sure to make it appear as if the dog did it

Be aloof, cunning and regal

Trim your claws on the new furniture

Choose only the finest silk drapes for climbing

Don't let the words "No" or "Bad Kitty" deter you

Be sure to rub up against the allergic house guests

Unroll all the toilet paper

If you have light fur, choose the darker furniture and clothing to shed on (and vice versa)

Hide when someone breaks into the house

Don't bother knocking over the cheap knickknacks

Only eat the most expensive food

Don't ever be satisfied with being inside or outside

Have a little catnip now and then

Disappear every once in a while

Cough up fur balls when company comes

Scatter your kitty litter around Look with disdain on everyone

Sleep all day and prowl all night

Shred any paper left out

Don't come when you're called

Take time to eat the flowers

Hog all the sunny places

Share your finest treasures - dead mice, birds, and snakes always bring a great reaction

Get underfoot whenever possible

Yowl for no reason Lash out when you're stepped on

Play with the garbage when nobody's home

Stake out and claim your own chair

Nap on the warm, clean laundry

Cultivate your mood swings

Invite yourself onto the dinner table

Harbor no guilt

Sleep on your owner's chest

Pounce when they least expect it

Make them beg for affection

Any food left out is fair game

Wait expectantly by the birdbath

Don't be afraid to use your claws and hiss

Act surprised when you break things

Do not negotiate with mice

Condescend to sit on a lap now and then

Perch on furniture like a vulture

Swish your tail in others' faces

Do not tolerate puppies and kittens

Remember, everything belongs to you

Purr only to please yourself

Create and live in a world all your own



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