Beauty is strange ...

[Phoenix]

I've got some smelly balls that go in my shoes to make them smell nicer, but Beauty seems to love them! On one occasion she tried to pinch them out of my shoes, she'll bunt them round as well. Fair enough my shoes - they smell of me - but the balls (which I put straight into my shoes) don't even smell of me! (The smell gets masked by whatever is in them)

There's a hard ball of white stuff in them.

Beauty no longer enjoys playing, so that isn't it.

[Steph]

My personal hygeine is impecable but Cleo still has a habit of making butter(and she has sharp claws) on my more sensitive places.

Think about the connection:-)

[Steph]

Fully dressed one should add

[HappyKatz]

Beauty sure is a silly girl!
She sure is curious about the little balls in your shoes! :D Wonder why...

[Phoenix]

Beauty sure is a silly girl!
She sure is curious about the little balls in your shoes! :D Wonder why...

Who knows!?! I certaintly don't! :D ;)

[Elaine]

I just spat my tea all over the keyboard reading the first 5 words of the first sentence:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Phoenix]

I just spat my tea all over the keyboard reading the first 5 words of the first sentence:lol: :lol: :lol:

That sounded so wrong didn't it? :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Elaine]

So wrong but gave my gutter brain something to laugh about;)

[Phoenix]

So wrong but gave my gutter brain something to laugh about;)

What I meant was I've got some round things that go in my shoes so I don't have stinky shoes.

I think that sounds a bit better? :lol:

[Elaine]

Maybe some Scholl foot spray might be an idea instead of smelly balls.:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Phoenix]

Maybe some Scholl foot spray might be an idea instead of smelly balls.:lol: :lol: :lol:

Smelly balls are easier. Just a case of picking them up and dunping them in whatever pair of shoes I want them in. :lol:

EDIT: Smelly balls still sounds really wrong! :lol:

[Elaine]

So are you telling me that you would rather have smelly balls and smelly feet than cure the smelly feet and get rid of the smelly balls?:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Phoenix]

So are you telling me that you would rather have smelly balls and smelly feet than cure the smelly feet and get rid of the smelly balls?:lol: :lol: :lol:

Well if Beauty enjoys bunting them round, would she take kindly to having spray in my shoes and the balls disappearing?

(Still think smelly balls sounds wrong!:lol: )

[Elaine]

I was thinking that smeely feet cause smelly shoes, therefore the spray would be to cure the smelly feet. Result being no more smelly shoes or smelly balls:lol:

[Phoenix]

I'll get some feet spray, then Beauty can have the smelly balls to bunt around as much as she likes!

[Elaine]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Phoenix]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I can guarantee though that as soon as the balls don't go in my shoes Beauty won't be interested!

If I put them on the floor for her to bunt around she barely looks at them! :lol: