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Mags
09-12-2007, 03:14 PM
Sing this one to "Jingle Bells"

Dashing to the vet's in the brand new red sports car,
We have no litterbox; I hope it isn't far......
I'll scream and claw and cry, to make them all feel bad,
While plotting in my tiny brain to make the vet go mad!
Chorus:
To the vet's, to the vet's, to the vet's we go,
If I had a choice in this, I'd rather just say "no-o"!
To the vet's, to the vet's, to the vet's we go,
Why must we always do this? You know I hate it so!
They check my fur for fleas; they check my ears for mites;
They give me lots of shots; I give them lots of bites;
They want to see my eyes; they want to see my teeth;
They check out every inch of me, above and underneath.
Chorus:
To the vet's, to the vet's, to the vet's we go,
If I had a choice in this, I'd rather just say "no-o"!
To the vet's, to the vet's, to the vet's we go,
Why must we always do this? You know I hate it so!
MrsH
09-12-2007, 03:17 PM
That's brilliant and such good timing too, I got the vaccination reminder for my two just yesterday! (I don't have a sports car though, just a Micra!)
alexgirl73
09-12-2007, 03:17 PM
PMSL!!!! Absolutely loving these, my girls think I have gone mad!
Tom_J
09-12-2007, 04:43 PM
lol great mags :-D
dandysmom
09-12-2007, 05:23 PM
Getting a great laugh out of these, Mags!! So funny.....
angieh
09-12-2007, 05:42 PM
Excellent Mags! Now, I hope I can remember the words "To the vets ......"
Elaine
09-12-2007, 06:00 PM
Brilliant :lol: :lol: :lol:
Grete
09-12-2007, 06:38 PM
Lol another fantastic one :)
Phoenix
12-06-2008, 01:17 PM
Sing this one to "Jingle Bells"

Dashing to the vet's in the brand new red sports car,
We have no litterbox; I hope it isn't far......
I'll scream and claw and cry, to make them all feel bad,
While plotting in my tiny brain to make the vet go mad!
Chorus:
To the vet's, to the vet's, to the vet's we go,
If I had a choice in this, I'd rather just say "no-o"!
To the vet's, to the vet's, to the vet's we go,
Why must we always do this? You know I hate it so!
They check my fur for fleas; they check my ears for mites;
They give me lots of shots; I give them lots of bites;
They want to see my eyes; they want to see my teeth;
They check out every inch of me, above and underneath.
Chorus:
To the vet's, to the vet's, to the vet's we go,
If I had a choice in this, I'd rather just say "no-o"!
To the vet's, to the vet's, to the vet's we go,
Why must we always do this? You know I hate it so!

Apart from the biting part Beauty will probably be singing that in her own way tonight!