Mags
27-01-2007, 04:29 PM
What do you get if you cross the following breeds? ...........
Alaskan Snow Cat x Chinchilla
Alaskan Chill, a cat which is always cold
Bombay x Abyssinian
Bombay Abyss, the nearest that cat breeders can get to the Black Hole of Calcutta
Brazilian Shorthair x Javanese
Brazilian Java; rich roast for a fuller flavour
Burmese x German Rex
Burger, preferred feline pet of junk-food addicts
Burmese x Persian
Burper, a cat prone to indigestion
Copper x American Wirehair
Copper Wire, a cat which is an excellent conductor; often sold in twisted pairs.
Cornish Rex x Cream Longhair
Cornish Cream, a clotted cat which goes well with scones and jam
Czech Curly Cat x Sumxu
Czechsum, a favourite pet of software engineers and makers of programmable logic devices
Devon Rex x Cream Longhair
Devon Cream, another clotted cat which goes well with scones and jam
Longhair x Thai Lilac
Hair Thai, a cat with a ponytail
Maine Coon x American Wirehair
Mains Wire, the electrically powered feline
Manx x Sphinx
Minx, a mischievous little cat with no tail to tell
Persian x Selkirk Rex
Persel, a cat which washes whiter than white
Russian Blue x Ragdoll
Russian Doll, comes in many sizes and stacks neatly away
Russian Blue x Persian
Bluper, a cat which makes mistakes whenever it meows.
Scottish Fold x Australian Mist
Scotch Mist; I haven't the foggiest idea about this one.
Tonkinese x Toy Persian
Tonka Toy: It digs! It dumps!
Tuxedo Cat x Thai Lilac
Tuxedo-and-Thai, always immaculately dressed.
Vichien Mas x Chaus
Vichiaus, you wouldn't want to mix with this temperamental feline
Alaskan Snow Cat x Chinchilla
Alaskan Chill, a cat which is always cold
Bombay x Abyssinian
Bombay Abyss, the nearest that cat breeders can get to the Black Hole of Calcutta
Brazilian Shorthair x Javanese
Brazilian Java; rich roast for a fuller flavour
Burmese x German Rex
Burger, preferred feline pet of junk-food addicts
Burmese x Persian
Burper, a cat prone to indigestion
Copper x American Wirehair
Copper Wire, a cat which is an excellent conductor; often sold in twisted pairs.
Cornish Rex x Cream Longhair
Cornish Cream, a clotted cat which goes well with scones and jam
Czech Curly Cat x Sumxu
Czechsum, a favourite pet of software engineers and makers of programmable logic devices
Devon Rex x Cream Longhair
Devon Cream, another clotted cat which goes well with scones and jam
Longhair x Thai Lilac
Hair Thai, a cat with a ponytail
Maine Coon x American Wirehair
Mains Wire, the electrically powered feline
Manx x Sphinx
Minx, a mischievous little cat with no tail to tell
Persian x Selkirk Rex
Persel, a cat which washes whiter than white
Russian Blue x Ragdoll
Russian Doll, comes in many sizes and stacks neatly away
Russian Blue x Persian
Bluper, a cat which makes mistakes whenever it meows.
Scottish Fold x Australian Mist
Scotch Mist; I haven't the foggiest idea about this one.
Tonkinese x Toy Persian
Tonka Toy: It digs! It dumps!
Tuxedo Cat x Thai Lilac
Tuxedo-and-Thai, always immaculately dressed.
Vichien Mas x Chaus
Vichiaus, you wouldn't want to mix with this temperamental feline