Purrrfect Scottish Cats

[Elaine]

Has any one read it?
Its a wee book of poems about Scottish cats.
Its fab.

Charles Rennie Mogintosh

A fine architect named Mogintosh
Designed tea rooms where fat cats could nosh
All his chairs cost a mint
They would leave you quite skint
Well,it IS Art Mewveau for your dosh
:D

[dandysmom]

Cute! Where do you find all these funnies; keep them coming! :-D

[Elaine]

:? I'll take that as a NO then shall I:roll: :)

Rabbie Burmese

A poet called Rabbie Burmese
Wrote stanzas with cunsummate ease
After hoors at the plooghin
He'd get doon tae some wooin
He's weel versed on the birds and the bees
;)

[Elaine]

One more before bed time???

Alexander Graham Tinkle Bell

An inventor whose name is well known
He concocted the very first phone
And so, thanx to his skill
We can blether at will
On the mewbiles that most of us own.
:lol:

[Moli]

Very good Elaine...maybe you should translate for some of the members!:roll: :lol:

[Fran]

Very good Elaine...maybe you should translate for some of the members!:roll: :lol:

I have got the gist of most of them Moli ;) :-D

[Moli]

Bet Mags doesn't understand a word!!:roll: :lol:

[dandysmom]

Hey, even this Yankee gets it.....:-D

[Mags]

Bet Mags doesn't understand a word!!:roll: :lol:
Just the odd one or two Moli :(;)

[Mags]

Hey, even this Yankee gets it.....:-D
Now you're showing me up Eileen! :lol:

[dandysmom]

Sorry about that. Mags! In school we got a hefty dose of Robert Burns, so I ken I can blather a bit of the Scottish.......:-D

[Mags]

Sorry about that. Mags! In school we got a hefty dose of Robert Burns, so I ken I can blather a bit of the Scottish.......:-D
:shock: hey that's rather good Eileen!! ....:-D:-D

[Moli]

Hey, even this Yankee gets it.....:-D
Good for you DM....;)

[Moli]

When i moved up here with my family as a child, we lived near a farm, and the farmer used to refer to his Bogie!!!took me years to figure out what he mean't!

[dandysmom]

Speaking of Robert Burns, I think my favorite of all his poems is "A Red, Red Rose"...it's so beautiful........ makes me tear up a bit every time I read it...(OK, OK sentimental Irishwoman, "Danny Boy" makes me cry too...)

[Moli]

Speaking of Robert Burns, I think my favorite of all his poems is "A Red, Red Rose"...it's so beautiful........ makes me tear up a bit every time I read it...(OK, OK sentimental Irishwoman, "Danny Boy" makes me cry too...)
Me too DM!:oops:

[Elaine]

Whiskers Wallace

A brave cat with single intent
On fighting for Scotland was bent
His troops he did rally
From doorstep and alley
And FURRRDOM! he yowled as they went


Rabbie Burns was a bit of a dirty buggar you know and wrote some very drty poems too.;)

[Elaine]

Mary, Queen of Cats

Mary went to the scaffold and said
Can you chop off my tail, not my head
But cruel Lizzie said NO!
Your heads got to go
I'll be far better off when your dead!

:shock: :D :shock:

[dandysmom]

Mary, Queen of Cats

Mary went to the scaffold and said
Can you chop off my tail, not my head
But cruel Lizzie said NO!
Your heads got to go
I'll be far better off when your dead!

:shock: :D :shock:
I really do like that one...:D

[Elaine]

Fluffy MacDonald

Bravely fluffy MacDonald did row
O'er to Skye, wi' Prince Charlie in tow
Her fur got all soggy
Poor drookit wee moggy
But his thanx gave her face such a glow
:D

[alexgirl73]

They are ace Elaine! I might just have to try and hunt down a copy of that book.