Elaine
08-10-2006, 07:17 PM
>>> An old man and woman were married for many years, even though
they
> >>> > hated each other. When they had a confrontation, screaming and
> >>> > yelling could be heard deep into the night. The old man would
shout,
> >>> > "When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave and come back
> >>> > and haunt you for
> >>> > >the rest of your life!"
> >>> > >
> >>> > > Neighbors feared him. They believed he practiced black
magic,
> >>> > > because of the many strange occurrences that took place in their
> >>> > > neighborhood.
> >>> > >
> >>> >
> >>> > The old man liked the fact that he was feared. To everyone's
> >>> > relief,
> >>> > >he died of a heart attack when he was 98.
> >>> > >
> >>> > > His wife had a closed casket at the wake. After the burial,
> >>> > > she went straight to the local bar and began to party, as if
there
> >>> > > was no tomorrow..
> >>> > >
> >>> >
> >>> > Her neighbors, concerned for her safety, asked, "Aren't you
> >>> > afraid that he may indeed be able to dig his way up and out of the
> >>> > grave and come
> >>> > >back to haunt you for the rest of your life?"
> >>> > >
> >>> > > The wife put down her drink and said, "Let him dig. I had
> >>> > > him buried upside down....."
> >>> > >
> >>> > >
> >>> > > My kinda woman.
they
> >>> > hated each other. When they had a confrontation, screaming and
> >>> > yelling could be heard deep into the night. The old man would
shout,
> >>> > "When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave and come back
> >>> > and haunt you for
> >>> > >the rest of your life!"
> >>> > >
> >>> > > Neighbors feared him. They believed he practiced black
magic,
> >>> > > because of the many strange occurrences that took place in their
> >>> > > neighborhood.
> >>> > >
> >>> >
> >>> > The old man liked the fact that he was feared. To everyone's
> >>> > relief,
> >>> > >he died of a heart attack when he was 98.
> >>> > >
> >>> > > His wife had a closed casket at the wake. After the burial,
> >>> > > she went straight to the local bar and began to party, as if
there
> >>> > > was no tomorrow..
> >>> > >
> >>> >
> >>> > Her neighbors, concerned for her safety, asked, "Aren't you
> >>> > afraid that he may indeed be able to dig his way up and out of the
> >>> > grave and come
> >>> > >back to haunt you for the rest of your life?"
> >>> > >
> >>> > > The wife put down her drink and said, "Let him dig. I had
> >>> > > him buried upside down....."
> >>> > >
> >>> > >
> >>> > > My kinda woman.