cathyd
21-06-2006, 08:35 PM
>> Cat Heaven
>> A cat died and went to Heaven. God met her at the gates and said,
>>"You have been a good cat all these years. Anything you want is yours for
>>the asking."
>>
>> The cat thought for a minute and then said, "All my life I lived on
>>a farm and slept on hard wooden floors. I would like a real fluffy pillow
>>to sleep on."
>>
>> God said, "Say no more." Instantly the cat had a huge fluffy
>>pillow.
>>
>> A few days later, six mice were killed in an accident and they all
>>went to Heaven together. God met the mice at the gates with the same offer
>>that He made to the cat.
>>
>> The mice said, "Well, we have had to run all of our lives: from
>>cats, dogs, and even people with brooms! If we could just have some little
>>roller skates, we would not have to run again."
>>
>> God answered, "It is done." All the mice had beautiful little
>>roller skates.
>>
>> About a week later, God decided to check on the cat. He found her
>>sound asleep on her fluffy pillow. God gently awakened the cat and asked,
>>"Is everything okay? How have you been doing? Are you happy?"
>>
>> The cat replied, "Oh, it is WONDERFUL. I have never been so happy
>>in my life. The pillow is so fluffy, and those little Meals on Wheels you
>>have been sending over are delicious!"
>> A cat died and went to Heaven. God met her at the gates and said,
>>"You have been a good cat all these years. Anything you want is yours for
>>the asking."
>>
>> The cat thought for a minute and then said, "All my life I lived on
>>a farm and slept on hard wooden floors. I would like a real fluffy pillow
>>to sleep on."
>>
>> God said, "Say no more." Instantly the cat had a huge fluffy
>>pillow.
>>
>> A few days later, six mice were killed in an accident and they all
>>went to Heaven together. God met the mice at the gates with the same offer
>>that He made to the cat.
>>
>> The mice said, "Well, we have had to run all of our lives: from
>>cats, dogs, and even people with brooms! If we could just have some little
>>roller skates, we would not have to run again."
>>
>> God answered, "It is done." All the mice had beautiful little
>>roller skates.
>>
>> About a week later, God decided to check on the cat. He found her
>>sound asleep on her fluffy pillow. God gently awakened the cat and asked,
>>"Is everything okay? How have you been doing? Are you happy?"
>>
>> The cat replied, "Oh, it is WONDERFUL. I have never been so happy
>>in my life. The pillow is so fluffy, and those little Meals on Wheels you
>>have been sending over are delicious!"