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Elsa has just returned home with a U.S.O-unidentified slimy object:shock::shock::shock:
It is sorta like a larger version of a sausage...but with no filling in...it smells absoloutley disgusting, and looks well.....gross...
I will give a rep point to whoever takes a guess that is most feasable to what the object could be!
dinahsmum
12-06-2006, 01:02 PM
Eughhhhhh!!!
Something's umbilical cord that hasn't been cleared by foxes/crows etc?
Whatever - enjoy!
Yuk!
I don't think I can mention what my guess would be:roll::lol:
Naomi
12-06-2006, 01:37 PM
Ewwwwww gross!!!!
Not gonna even attempt a guess
Sweet
12-06-2006, 02:08 PM
Too gross im eating LOL x
Well.........i now know what it is, and where she got it from...so keep on guessing..think food....
Haggis? :smt102:lol::lol: :lol: :lol:
Mags is quite close...keep guessing...
Mags is quite close...keep guessing...
Ooooooh!!:lol:
Black pudding?
Correct!.........
:shock::shock::shock:
:smt026:smt026:smt026
:-D:-D:-D
It was black pudding....homemade black pudding (made on the larger scale) that Elsa had filched from the work top of a neighbours kitchen.....she had obviouslly dined on the insides and decided the 'skin' was a nice gift for me:roll:
She brings me everything...various critters, envelopes, bits of rubbish, peoples plants, keyrings, bits of string, balls of wool, and once dear once the awful bra and knickers (if i remember rightly):shock:
I wonder if people actually notice these things gone-but then again who would blame the timid cat who wanders around the cul-de-sac?!?!:lol:
Correct!.........Where the heck did she get black pudding from???:roll:
Where the heck did she get black pudding from???:roll:
:shock::-D:-D:-D
Hreow
12-06-2006, 02:19 PM
Too late. :-)
She's just making sure you get enough to eat - good cat! :grin:
At least she doesn't being you dirty disposable nappies..Thats what Oliver brings me!!
It was black pudding....homemade black pudding (made on the larger scale) that Elsa had filched from the work top of a neighbours kitchen.....she had obviouslly dined on the insides and decided the 'skin' was a nice gift for me:roll:
She brings me everything...various critters, envelopes, bits of rubbish, peoples plants, keyrings, bits of string, balls of wool, and once dear once the awful bra and knickers (if i remember rightly):shock:
I wonder if people actually notice these things gone-but then again who would blame the timid cat who wanders around the cul-de-sac?!?!:lol:
Luke, you will soon be able to hold a car boot sale with what Elsa collects for you!:lol:
At least she doesn't being you dirty disposable nappies..Thats what Oliver brings me!!
Ive had something 'used' of a similar nature that she brought back to me once Moli:shock:.its an 'unmentionable' and gawd knows where she got it from lol
Luke, you will soon be able to hold a car boot sale with what Elsa collects for you!:lol:
That actually isnt a bad idea-however neighbourhood watch might put 2 & 2 together and i could be blamed as the root of a crime wave:shock:
dinahsmum
12-06-2006, 02:23 PM
Something's umbilical cord that hasn't been cleared by foxes/crows etc?
Black pudding eh? Well I was nearly right! :roll:
Black pudding eh? Well I was nearly right! :roll:
Indeed quite close DM-originally i thought she had been for a wander over the fields and got 'something'....never would have guessed of a filling-less black pudding stolen from the nieghbours!
They knocked the door to ask if we had, had black pudding brought back to us...i stood there literally alarmed and was like "excuse me?" and then they went to ask about Elsa........luckily they took it rather well and just laughed about the fickleness of cats:roll:
Black pudding eh? Well I was nearly right! :roll:
:lol::lol::lol: Never tasted black pudding but if it is similar to your guess DM I'm glad I haven't!:lol:
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