Had an emergency call about a pregnant cat....

[smudgley]

Today I got a call about a lady that had called CP regarding a pregnant cat found in her garden, been there a few days & not moved. Very heavily pregnant! Obviously this cats goes straight to the top of the priority list & it was arranged that the rehoming officer would bring her to me this evening.
She collected the cat & has brought it in to me, but guess what?????

Go on have a guess!!!:shock:

[JemBob]

erm.......no idea :lol:

[Donna]

She has given birth to her kittens at yours????????

[JemBob]

she gave birth before she arrived?

[Moli]

She is not pregnant??

[Luke]

She's a he?

[Donna]

Its not a cat after all but a dog????????????

[Moli]

What??...Smudgley!!

[CJK]

it's a pink elephant in disguise?????

go on, tell us.....

[JemBob]

Its not a cat after all but a dog????????????:smt005 :smt005 :smt005 :smt043 :smt043 :smt043

[Donna]

Come on Smudgeley tell us, my guesses are getting stupid now!

[dandysmom]

Smudgley, we're Waaaaaittttiiiiing??!!

[EmmaG]

She is the spitting image of Matilda???

[CJK]

i going to bed in 6 minutes, so can you tlel us before then lol

[CJK]

i know, it's one of them bald cats and she wearing a purple and orane hand made knitted sweater and leg warmers???????

[EmmaG]

They are ginger kittens????????????????????????????? :)

[JemBob]

i know, it's one of them bald cats and she wearing a purple and orane hand made knitted sweater and leg warmers???????

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: yuo guys are killing me now lmaoooo i have a stitch!

[smudgley]

She's a he?


:shock:..................................:lol:

[Donna]

I need to go bed!!! Tell us now!!!!

[CJK]

lol, sounds like my poogie bear (that's oatmeals nickname) been asked three times in last month if SHE is pregnant, and he's a he.

right off to bed, by time i sort cats out, shower make packed lunches put laundry on etc it be 11pmand i way too tired to stay up any longer.

night all

[Moli]

Do we know what yet?????

[Fran]

:lol: How is he settling in Smudgley??

[Snoof]

SMUDGLEY! It's not nice to toy with people's emotions!

[smudgley]

:lol: How is he settling in Smudgley??

He is a rather erm, podgy young man (clinically obese I think some would say)

He is a very friendly, huge ginger Tom cat! neutered. No collar / chip. possibly an escaped house cat I think.

When she got there she said, she's not pregnant! She's a he :lol: & we shouldn't really take him in, but we are here now so we will take him & we will try & reunite him. He is clean & well looked after (not to mention well fed:shock: )

[JemBob]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[EmmaG]

awww poor chap.... :)

[Moli]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Hope you can find his owners:lol: :lol: :lol:

[JemBob]

poor little guy lol:lol:

[smudgley]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Hope you can find his owners:lol: :lol: :lol:

I'm fairly sure we will.

He aint got like that from roamin' the streets. He has been "troughin'" for years - probably with some old lady by his side - we'll find his owners :cool:
Only one problem with my cat pen..... He can't fit through the cat flap! (OY STOP LAUGHING YOU LOT!)

Oh & we've called him Marmalade, or is Bagpuss a better name ? :roll:

[JemBob]

:smt009 am not laughing

:smt043 :smt043 ok just a little

[smudgley]

Yes he looks like a bagpuss!

[smudgley]

Photos tomorrow (ifI get back from Crufts at a reasonable time):roll:

[smudgley]

:smt021 :smt009 am not laughing

:smt043 :smt043 ok just a little:smt021

[CJK]

he cant fit through the cat flap, oh the poor puss, how fat is he? lol!!!

thats a little sad for the cat though to be that overweight bless him

hope you find his owners soon

[smudgley]

he cant fit through the cat flap, oh the poor puss, how fat is he? lol!!!

thats a little sad for the cat though to be that overweight bless him

hope you find his owners soon

VERY, VERY

[Mags]

Smudgley, that must be the best laugh of the week!!!!!:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Fran]

Think Bagpus suits him very well!! :-D

[smudgley]

Smudgley, that must be the best laugh of the week!!!!!:lol: :lol: :lol:

Well I don't think he was laughing when I put some Purina - low calorie food in a bowl, :shock: it's like puffed wheat / sugar puffs! :-D He looked at it & walked off in disgust.:?
He really is too big for the catflap. We had to leave his big door open, so he can get to his tray. :lol:

[Mags]

Sounds like he needs to go in a dog run....surely he won't fit in a litter tray!:shock: :shock: :-D

[smudgley]

Sounds like he needs to go in a dog run....surely he won't fit in a litter tray!:shock: :shock: :-D

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Snoof]

:lol:

Well, that's one litter you don't have to worry about, I guess!

[CJK]

oooh youre at crufts? we'll keep an eye out for you then lol

[dinahsmum]

Sorry I missed this thread yesterday (sick dog sitting/comforting).........it was a good laugh. But I did guess it was a boy fatso before Smudgley fessed up. Bless him.

[yola]

LOL!!!! Poor pusskins> If you find his owners it'w worth having an quiet word . . . ;)

[Kazz]

Well at least he's safe - I bet his family are beside themselves as to where/how he is.
Glad he's alrght - must be a nice change to have a well loved cat inoccasionaly Smudgley bet he's called Tiger or Tigger.:)

[Donna]

It will be good if you can reunite him with his owners Smudgley and I am sure you can advise them on a good eating plan for him. I would recommend the low-carb diet myself!!!!

[smudgley]

He's on Pro plan low cal, it's like puffed wheat/sugar puffs & he turned his nose up at it & said "I hope you don't expect me to eat that muck!"

[Donna]

He's on Pro plan low cal, it's like puffed wheat/sugar puffs & he turned his nose up at it & said "I hope you don't expect me to eat that muck!"

awwww poor ickle thing..... er ... poor big lump!!!!:p

[Sweet]

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[dandysmom]

Well, at least he just snubbed it & didn't make dramatic burying motions all around it like Leia does when I offer her some "muck"!!:-D