This has got to be the funniest thing i've ever had brought back to me

[Luke]

Well...Elsa will be forever imortalised in my mind now..for bringing me back the funniest thing, well pair of things, ever!!
Was just having a bit of lunch after having tutors all morning (argh physics!!) and the kitchen window was open as Elsa will only come through this, strange i know. Anyway was in the kitchen eating a bacon sarnie as i leafed through some text books trying to make sense of what i;d been doing all morning...and Elsa popped her head through the window..i went to say hello and she backed off, as usual, anyway....she came through the window a few minutes later with a pair of silky black frilly knickers:oops: and dropped them by my feet then scarpered out of the window..and came back with the matching bra!!!:oops:
So one of our poor neighbours have had a pair of their undies stolen, so i think i may be avoiding the curtain twitchers for a few days....trust me to get a perverted cat who steals underwear:roll::lol:

[CJK]

i can just imagine what the enighbours would say about YOU if you went looking for the owner, doubt heyd ever belieive the cat nicked them

[janey83]

omg that's so funny. are you gonna be modeling them for Elsa Luke!... Well she did bring them for you lol.

[dinahsmum]

Luke - you just stick to that story!!!!!

Really good - well done Elsa; a fine hunting trophy! :oops:

[Luke]

You lot are terrible:lol::lol: I have a feeling where they've came from as i saw Elsa by that house this morning...may have to go and apologise later on :oops:

[Snoof]

:lol:! Like we don't get into enough trouble!

[Mags]

You'd better ask your Mum to take them back Luke!!:oops: :oops: :oops:

[random]

Hahahahahaaaaa that's brilliant, nothing worse than a cat with a twisted sense of humour! :lol: :lol: :mrgreen:

[Sweet]

Loved this tale Lukex

[Moli]

:smt005 :smt005 :smt005 :smt005 :smt005 :smt005 She has beaten Oliver with that one Luke!!!!

[bobbie3917]

LOL thats so funny

[dinahsmum]

Remember the old song? - no you won't you're all too young. Might have been Pink Floyd, might not, it was called Arnold Layne
"Arnold Llayne, had a strange hobby, collecting clothes, moonshine/washing line/suit him fine!"
Elsa is just doing a tribute! :lol:

[Donna]

Dont fib Luke!!

You have trained Elsa to collect ladies undies for your secret collection!!! Does your mum know???????

[Mags]

Are you suggesting our Luke has a dark secret Donna?:shock: :-D

[Luke]

:shock::shock: crikey..the insunation im some sort of underwear predator...never...well not on a weekday anyway:wink;


p.s im joking BTW for those who may not have same sense of humour as me

[Mags]

We know you are joking Luke.....your thread has given us a good laugh anyway!!:-D

[Luke]

We know you are joking Luke.....your thread has given us a good laugh anyway!!:-D
Wait for the next part...about taking them back to their owner!

[Mags]

Can't wait!!!:shock: :-D :-D :-D

[Elaine]

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D
PMSL
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[dandysmom]

Luke, that was hysterical!! Think I would just donate them anonymously to one of the bins where they collect clothes, & if anybody asks, just say, "Missing underwear? What missing underwear?" None of mine have ever brought me anything more interesting than dead mice & the occasional sparrow...thanks for sharing!!!:-D

[Moli]

Thanks Luke, you gave me a good laugh!!:lol: :lol:

[dandysmom]

Actually, Luke, this reminded me of something I haven't thought of in a gazillion years: my Mom was a RN, & when she enlisted in the Army Nurse Corps in WWI, left her dog home with Grandma...Woodrow was an airedale (never see those any more here) named after the President, of course, and he used to steal things from clotheslines...sheets, towels, long johns, whatever and bring them proudly to Grandma, who was horribly embarrassed & had to go around the neighborhood returning things...so you've given me a double laugh today: your funny story & the memory of Woodrow!!:-D :-D