Randy Cat

[Kay]

The Cat.

Neighbour took his randy pet,
Down the road to see the vet,
Cat went in a noble sire;
He came out, not quite entire.
So have you seen our neighbours cat,
It's black and white and rather fat,
It was late last week he left his home,
After they took away his pleasure dome.
Now he's gone searching far and wide,
Town and city, countryside,
Living mainly by his wits;
Looking for his missing bits.

Pat Foskett

[Naomi]

:lol: :lol: that's good

[Kay]

My mum's friend wrote. I think it's great. Wish I could write them!!!

[yola]

That's brilliant . . .very witty. :-D

[Mags]

Very good!:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Fran]

:lol: :lol: :lol: very good!

[Jac]

Brilliant. That will be c_fur soon:shock:

[EmmaG]

lol very good :)

[deester]

Think its great, can i copy it to have printed in my mums heartline mag sure the heartline members would love to read it??

[Kay]

Think its great, can i copy it to have printed in my mums heartline mag sure the heartline members would love to read it??

Can't see why not as long as it isn't going into a book because I think she is intending publishing.

[dinahsmum]

:lol: :lol: :lol:
(but it's not true - they don't miss them if they're done young and they turn into beautiful big eunuchs!)

[Kay]

:lol: :lol: :lol:
(but it's not true - they don't miss them if they're done young and they turn into beautiful big eunuchs!)

Poetic license I guess, DM.;) ;) ;)

[Donna]

Love the poem!!

[binza]

real good very funny!!

[Sweet]

Lovely......glad Vincent has not gone looking for his LOL x

[alexgirl73]

Like that a lot!