Seasonal groaners...............sorry!

[dinahsmum]

* What happened when the snowgirl fell out with the snowboy ?
She gave him the cold shoulder !


* What do snowmen wear on their heads ?
Ice caps !

* What's an ig ?
An eskimo's home without a loo !

Where do snowmen go to dance ?
Snowballs !

* What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark ?
Frost bite !

* What do you call an Eskimo cow ?
An Eskimoo !

* What's white, furry and smells minty ?
A polo bear !
* What do you call a penguin in the Sahara desert ?
Lost !
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[Fran]

:lol: definite groaners there DM. They are the sort of jokes you get in Christmas crackers :-D

[Naomi]

:lol: yep def groaners but I like the penguin one

[Kay]

Oh No... the kids loved them.