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dinahsmum
13-10-2005, 04:42 PM
Sure we can make a long list here as a lot of us are 'twice blessed':cat30
So, if I start, you can all put additional points

Dogs sniff bottoms and bits - cats sniff noses and then hiss!

Dogs poop anywhere - so do cats (especially next-door's garden) but they bury it.

Male dogs pee everywhere - male cats can spray.

Dogs wash their bits - but quickly - cats delight in taking ages with their ankle behind their ear 'playing their banjo'!:cat10 (and boys like to do all the above and show their lipstick if you have important visitors round)

Dogs put their noses in visitors crotches and inhale deeply - cats ignore people you want them to be friendly with.

Dogs eat anything - cats refuse good food

Mmmmm, I'd say they are about equal here. What extra bits would you add?

Fran
13-10-2005, 04:46 PM
[quote=dinahsmum]
Dogs wash their bits - but quickly - cats delight in taking ages with their ankle behind their ear 'playing their banjo'!:cat10 (and boys like to do all the above and show their lipstick if you have important visitors round)[quote]



:smt005 :smt005 :smt005

Az
13-10-2005, 04:59 PM
Dogs come when called.. Cats take a message and get back to you! So true! :lol:

dinahsmum
13-10-2005, 05:02 PM
Dogs come when called.. Cats take a message and get back to you! So true! :lol:

Good one! :)

dinahsmum
13-10-2005, 07:57 PM
What's the old saying - "The ancient Greeks revered cats as gods - cats have never forgotten this"! :)

samwise
13-10-2005, 07:59 PM
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!! Very good and very, very true!!!!!!!!!!!!:D :D

janey83
13-10-2005, 08:08 PM
Here's a few ive just found on the net.


Dogs will sit on the car seat next to you... Cats have to have their own private box, or will not go at all.

Dogs will greet you and lick your face when you arrive home... Cats will be annoyed that you went out at all.

Dogs will sit, lie down and heel on command... Cats will smirk and walk away.

Dogs will tilt their heads and listen whenever you talk... Cats will yawn and close their eyes.

Dogs will give you unconditional love forever... Cats will make you pay for every mistake you've ever made since the day you were born.

Fran
13-10-2005, 08:46 PM
Brilliant Janey!! :lol:

Jac
14-10-2005, 02:03 PM
Thats really good and so true

Naomi
14-10-2005, 02:17 PM
:lol: brilliant guy's