Mutant Mogs

[Mags]

What do you get if you cross the following breeds? ...........

Alaskan Snow Cat x Chinchilla
Alaskan Chill, a cat which is always cold

Bombay x Abyssinian
Bombay Abyss, the nearest that cat breeders can get to the Black Hole of Calcutta

Brazilian Shorthair x Javanese
Brazilian Java; rich roast for a fuller flavour

Burmese x German Rex
Burger, preferred feline pet of junk-food addicts

Burmese x Persian
Burper, a cat prone to indigestion

Copper x American Wirehair
Copper Wire, a cat which is an excellent conductor; often sold in twisted pairs.

Cornish Rex x Cream Longhair
Cornish Cream, a clotted cat which goes well with scones and jam

Czech Curly Cat x Sumxu
Czechsum, a favourite pet of software engineers and makers of programmable logic devices

Devon Rex x Cream Longhair
Devon Cream, another clotted cat which goes well with scones and jam

Longhair x Thai Lilac
Hair Thai, a cat with a ponytail

Maine Coon x American Wirehair
Mains Wire, the electrically powered feline

Manx x Sphinx
Minx, a mischievous little cat with no tail to tell

Persian x Selkirk Rex
Persel, a cat which washes whiter than white

Russian Blue x Ragdoll
Russian Doll, comes in many sizes and stacks neatly away

Russian Blue x Persian
Bluper, a cat which makes mistakes whenever it meows.

Scottish Fold x Australian Mist
Scotch Mist; I haven't the foggiest idea about this one.

Tonkinese x Toy Persian
Tonka Toy: It digs! It dumps!

Tuxedo Cat x Thai Lilac
Tuxedo-and-Thai, always immaculately dressed.

Vichien Mas x Chaus
Vichiaus, you wouldn't want to mix with this temperamental feline

[Sweet]

are you having fun Mags? great ones x

[Mags]

Originally Posted by Sweet

are you having fun Mags? great ones x

[Elaine]

[Fran]

Brilliant Mags!!

[alexgirl73]

LOL!! Very funny Mags. Are you trying to compete with Elaine????