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22-11-2005, 10:49 AM   #1

Top 10 Peter Kay quotes


"Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones."

"At the end of every party there is always a girl crying."

"One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger."

"Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl."

"You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses."

"Everyone always remembers the day a dog ran into your school."

"The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity."

"Old women with mobile phones look wrong."

"Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee flushed half way through and then raced against the flush."

"There’s no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when your hand or head is stuck in something."



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22-11-2005, 11:54 AM   #2

Re: Top 10 Peter Kay quotes


I like Peter Kay

Don't agree with the one about horses though



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22-11-2005, 12:20 PM   #3

Re: Top 10 Peter Kay quotes


Fantastic observations . . . but I do agree with the horse thing . . . they are stunning animals but they're BIG and they scare me a bit - especially on the 2 occasions I've sat/ridden on one



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22-11-2005, 12:26 PM   #4

Re: Top 10 Peter Kay quotes


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Originally Posted by yola
Fantastic observations . . . but I do agree with the horse thing . . . they are stunning animals but they're BIG and they scare me a bit - especially on the 2 occasions I've sat/ridden on one
I'll have to get some piccies of how scary my horse is.....not



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22-11-2005, 10:12 PM   #5

Re: Top 10 Peter Kay quotes


he's so funny



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