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Cats owned: 2 cats black/white and one tabby
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27-10-2010, 07:41 PM   #1

The Net is Slow (joke)


Oh, the network outside is frightful,
But on campus, it's so delightful,
Our packets have nowhere to go,
Net is slow, net is slow, net is slow.

It doesn't show signs of stopping,
All our packets, our hosts are dropping;
Bandwidth is turned way down low,
Net is slow, net is slow, net is slow.

When we finally connect to a site,
It's time to go back to the dorm;
But if I could stay here all night,
I could submit their Web form.

The network is slowly dying,
And, I fear, we're still denying,
But as long as Sprint is the way to go,
Net is slow, net is slow, net is slow.



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27-10-2010, 07:55 PM   #2

Re: The Net is Slow (joke)






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27-10-2010, 08:11 PM   #3

Re: The Net is Slow (joke)


Sung to "Let it Snow"??? I'd post a link, but could be accused of posting the first C-word carol-like song!!!!



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27-10-2010, 08:19 PM   #4

Re: The Net is Slow (joke)


Nice one RCR



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27-10-2010, 08:21 PM   #5

Re: The Net is Slow (joke)


Another good one!!



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27-10-2010, 08:51 PM   #6

Re: The Net is Slow (joke)


Quote:
Originally Posted by angieh
Sung to "Let it Snow"??? I'd post a link, but could be accused of posting the first C-word carol-like song!!!!
Yep angie



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