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19-05-2006, 02:26 PM   #1

Who wants to be a Millionaire?


Sven-Goran Eriksson is on 'Who wants to be a Millionaire' and has reached the �1 million question. Chris Tarrant says, "Right Sven, this is for �1 million, and remember, you still have two lifelines left, so please take your time.

"Here's your question: What type of animal lives in a Set?

"Is it. a, a badger b, a ferret c, a mole or d, a cuckoo?" Sven ponders for a while and says, "No, I'm sorry Chris, I'm not too sure. I'll have to go 50-50."

"Right, Sven, let's take away two wrong answers and see what you're left with.

'Badger' and 'Cuckoo' are the two remaining answers." Sven has a long think, then scratches his head and says, "No, Chris, I'm still not sure, I'm going to have to phone a friend."

So who are you going to call, Sven?" says Chris. "Hmmm, I think I'll call David Beckham."

So Tarrant phones David Beckham.

"David, this is Chris Tarrant from 'Who wants to be a Millionaire'. I've got Sven-Goran Eriksson here, and with your help he could win �1 million. The next voice you hear will be Sven's."

"Hello David" says Sven. "It's the boss here. What type of animal lives in a set? Is it a badger or a cuckoo?" "It's a badger, boss." says Becks without hesitation.

"You sure, son?" says Sven.

"Definitely, boss. One hundred percent. It's a badger. Definitely."

"Right, Chris," says Sven, "I'll go with David. The answer's a badger.

"Final answer, Sven?"

"Final answer, Chris."

"That's the correct answer. You've won �1 million!"

Cue wild celebrations.

Next morning at training, Sven calls Beckham across.

"Son, that was brilliant last night. I thought I might be taking a gamble giving you a call, but you played a blinder! But how the heck did you know that a badger lives in a sett?"
"Oh I didn't, boss..." replies Beckham,"... But everybody knows a cuckoo lives in a clock!"



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19-05-2006, 04:02 PM   #2

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19-05-2006, 05:03 PM   #3

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LOL!!! Very funny Mags!!



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19-05-2006, 05:49 PM   #4

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very good!



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19-05-2006, 07:01 PM   #5

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19-05-2006, 07:59 PM   #6

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Brilliant. Cruel, but brilliant



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20-05-2006, 10:07 PM   #7

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hahahahaha great one!!!!!!!!



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