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19-01-2006, 06:56 PM   #1

Diet Joke


Exercise For Real Life

The doctor told me "Physical exercise is good for you." I know that I should do it, but my body is out of shape, so I have worked out this easy daily program I can do anywhere:
Monday:
Beat around the bush.
Jump to conclusions.
Climb the walls.
Wade through paperwork.
Tuesday:
Drag my heels.
Push my luck.
Make mountains out of mole hills.
Hit the nail on the head.
Wednesday:
Bend over backwards.
Jump on the band wagon.
Balance the books.
Run around in circles.
Thursday:
Toot my own horn.
Climb the ladder of success.
Pull out the stops.
Add fuel to the fire.
Friday:
Open a can of worms.
Put my foot in my mouth.
Start the ball rolling.
Go over the edge.
Saturday:
Pick up the pieces.
Whew! What a workout! - - - -



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19-01-2006, 07:00 PM   #2

Re: Diet Joke


Flippin' 'eck Mags - you must be exhausted



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19-01-2006, 07:01 PM   #3

Re: Diet Joke


Brilliant Mags...



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19-01-2006, 07:07 PM   #4

Re: Diet Joke


Quote:
Originally Posted by yola
Flippin' 'eck Mags - you must be exhausted




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19-01-2006, 07:09 PM   #5

Re: Diet Joke


That's really clever and very good. Well done Mags.



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