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.......once bored with your shrew make sure it crawls into a hidden place to die as it gives your humans hours of fun trying to find the source of the smell some weeks later. |
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Talking of barefooted. If you are going to upchuck in the middle of the night. Do it where your human will stand on it if they get up to the loo in the middle of the night. |
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 ... also the mummified mice ..... |
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If you should ever miscalculate a jump or landing, stop and groom yourself and casually walk away..anything that happens you meant to do If a human is using a computer, immediately jump on the desk and block the screen..especially if they are using the keyboard and staring intently. Matter of fact, walk across the keyboard if this is the case. When shoved aside, jump back up and repeat. This is a sacred ritual and must never be aborted until the human groans and leaves the computer desk. Take this opportunity to ask for what you want as they will give in to any demand at this point. Allow peace at the computer until you can think of something else you want. Then repeat the process. |
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 Kizzy did just that a moment before you posted Tink! |
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Your people's dinner always tastes better than your own dinner. Stare intently with a "starving to death here" face until you get given some to try. Including when someone's eating a banana or other piece of fruit (Not given in on that one yet though)  |
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Ive dont that loads of times... and it was cold, ewww lol. |
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One from Smudge today.... Always leave the dead rabbit on the doorstep. It helps the female human with her singing practice when she opens the door and screams a top 'c ' (I'm not usually squeamish but it made me jump tonight and I think I then made the entire neighbourhood jump with my response  ) |
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That got me laughing but aww poor rabbit! |
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