Behind Every Woman

[belladiablo]

BEHIND EVERY

SUCCESSFUL WOMAN
IS HERSELF




A WOMAN IS LIKE A TEA BAG...
YOU DON'T KNOW HOW STRONG
SHE IS UNTIL YOU PUT HER
IN HOT WATER




WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE
AND I KNOW HOW
TO USE IT



OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY...
I DID IT RIGHT
THE FIRST TIME




DO NOT START WITH ME.
YOU WILL NOT WIN



I CAN BE ONE OF THOSE
BAD THINGS THAT HAPPENS
TO BAD PEOPLE


And last but not least:



IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED,
SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN