View Full Version : Politically Correct terms for Cat Owners
belladiablo
21-07-2005, 06:14 PM
In the state of political correctness, nobody is a "liar" they are simply "verbally superfluous". No one is a "housekeeper," they are "domestic engineers." See how we can apply this "game" to the many activities of our cats:
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belladiablo
21-07-2005, 06:14 PM
My cat does not barf hairballs ... he is a floor/rug redecorator.
belladiablo
21-07-2005, 06:15 PM
My cat does not break things ... she helps gravity do its job.
belladiablo
21-07-2005, 06:15 PM
My cat does not fear dogs ... they are merely sprint practice tools.
belladiablo
21-07-2005, 06:15 PM
My cat does not gobble ... she eats with alacrity.
belladiablo
21-07-2005, 06:16 PM
My cat does not scratch ... he is a furniture/rug/skin ventilator.
belladiablo
21-07-2005, 06:16 PM
My cat does not yowl ... he is singing off-key.
belladiablo
21-07-2005, 06:17 PM
My cat is not a "shedding machine" ... she is a hair relocation stylist.
belladiablo
21-07-2005, 06:17 PM
My cat is not a "treat-seeking missile" ... she enjoys the proximity of food.
belladiablo
21-07-2005, 06:17 PM
My cat is not a bed hog ... he is a mattress appreciator.
belladiablo
21-07-2005, 06:18 PM
My cat is not a chatterbox ... she is advising me on what to do next.
belladiablo
21-07-2005, 06:18 PM
My cat is not a dope addict ... she is catnip appreciative.
belladiablo
21-07-2005, 06:18 PM
My cat is not a lap fungus ... he is bed selective.
belladiablo
21-07-2005, 06:19 PM
My cat is not a pest ... she is attention deprived.
belladiablo
21-07-2005, 06:19 PM
My cat is not a ruthless hunter ... she is a wildlife control expert.
belladiablo
21-07-2005, 06:20 PM
My cat is not evil ... she is badness enhanced.
belladiablo
21-07-2005, 06:20 PM
My cat is not fat ... he is mass enhanced.
belladiablo
21-07-2005, 06:20 PM
My cat is not lazy ... he is motivationally challenged.
belladiablo
21-07-2005, 06:21 PM
My cat is not underfoot ... she is shepherding me to my next destination (the food dish).
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