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belladiablo
20-07-2005, 01:14 PM
What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head ?
A tiger moth !
belladiablo
20-07-2005, 01:14 PM
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food ?
'Let us prey.'
belladiablo
20-07-2005, 01:15 PM
What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt ?
'Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'
belladiablo
20-07-2005, 01:15 PM
What is lion's favorite food ?
Baked beings !
belladiablo
20-07-2005, 01:15 PM
What do tigers wear in bed ?
Stripey pyjamas
belladiablo
20-07-2005, 01:16 PM
What happened when the lion ate the comedian ?
He felt funny !
belladiablo
20-07-2005, 01:16 PM
What's striped and bouncy ?
A tiger on a pogo stick !
belladiablo
20-07-2005, 01:16 PM
How can you get a set of teeth put in for free ?
Smack a lion !