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belladiablo
20-07-2005, 12:11 PM
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Some of these are soooo funny!!!!
Ha ha ha ha!!!!!
WE DO NOT TEAR YOUR CLOTHING WITH MACHINERY.
WE DO IT CAREFULLY BY HAND.
belladiablo
20-07-2005, 12:11 PM
GET RID OF AUNTS. ZAP DOES THE JOB IN 24 HOURS.
belladiablo
20-07-2005, 12:12 PM
STOCK UP AND SAVE. LIMIT: ONE.
belladiablo
20-07-2005, 12:12 PM
ILLITERATE? WRITE TODAY FOR FREE HELP.
belladiablo
20-07-2005, 12:13 PM
MAN, HONEST. WILL TAKE ANYTHING.
belladiablo
20-07-2005, 12:13 PM
WANTED. MAN TO TAKE CARE OF COW THAT DOES NOT SMOKE OR DRINK.
belladiablo
20-07-2005, 12:13 PM
AUTO REPAIR SERVICE. FREE PICK-UP AND DELIVERY.
TRY US ONCE, YOU'LL NEVER GO ANYWHERE AGAIN.
belladiablo
20-07-2005, 12:14 PM
DOG FOR SALE: EATS ANYTHING AND IS FOND OF CHILDREN.
belladiablo
20-07-2005, 12:14 PM
MIXING BOWL SET DESIGNED TO PLEASE A COOK WITH ROUND BOTTOM FOR EFFICIENT BEATING.
belladiablo
20-07-2005, 12:14 PM
AMANA WASHER $100. OWNED BY CLEAN BACHELOR WHO SELDOM WASHED
belladiablo
20-07-2005, 12:15 PM
OUR EXPERIENCED MOM WILL CARE FOR YOUR CHILD.
FENCED YARD, MEALS, AND SMACKS INCLUDED.
belladiablo
20-07-2005, 12:15 PM
NOW IS YOUR CHANCE TO HAVE YOUR EARS PIERCED
AND GET AN EXTRA PAIR TO TAKE HOME, TOO.
belladiablo
20-07-2005, 12:16 PM
MAN WANTED TO WORK IN DYNAMITE FACTORY.
MUST BE WILLING TO TRAVEL.
belladiablo
20-07-2005, 12:16 PM
TIRED OF CLEANING YOURSELF. LET ME DO IT.
belladiablo
20-07-2005, 12:16 PM
SEMI-ANNUAL AFTER-CHRISTMAS SALE.
belladiablo
20-07-2005, 12:17 PM
3-YEAR OLD TEACHER NEEDED FOR PRE-SCHOOL.
EXPERIENCE PREFERRED.
belladiablo
20-07-2005, 12:17 PM
VACATION SPECIAL: HAVE YOUR HOME EXTERMINATED.
belladiablo
20-07-2005, 12:18 PM
GIRL WANTED TO ASSIST MAGICIAN IN CUTTING-OFF-HEAD ILLUSION.
BLUE CROSS AND SALARY.
belladiablo
20-07-2005, 12:18 PM
USED CARS: WHY GO ELSEWHERE TO BE CHEATED. COME HERE FIRST.
belladiablo
20-07-2005, 12:19 PM
FOR SALE: ANTIQUE DESK SUITABLE FOR LADY WITH THICK LEGS AND LARGE DRAWERS.
belladiablo
20-07-2005, 12:19 PM
FOR SALE. THREE CANARIES OF UNDERMINED SEX.
belladiablo
20-07-2005, 12:20 PM
GREAT DAMES FOR SALE.
belladiablo
20-07-2005, 12:20 PM
FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 COCKER SPANIEL-1/2 SNEAKY NEIGHBOR'S DOG
belladiablo
20-07-2005, 12:21 PM
MT. KILIMANJARO, THE BREATHTAKING BACKDROP FOR THE SERENA LODGE.
SWIM IN THE LOVELY POOL WHILE YOU DRINK IT ALL IN.
belladiablo
20-07-2005, 12:21 PM
DINNER SPECIAL -- TURKEY $2.35; CHICKEN OR BEEF $2.25; CHILDREN $2.00
belladiablo
20-07-2005, 12:22 PM
THE HOTEL HAS BOWLING ALLEYS, TENNIS COURTS, COMFORTABLE BEDS,
AND OTHER ATHLETIC FACILITIES.
belladiablo
20-07-2005, 12:22 PM
WANTED: HAIR CUTTER. EXCELLENT GROWTH POTENTIAL.
belladiablo
20-07-2005, 12:23 PM
TOASTER: A GIFT THAT EVERY MEMBER OF THE FAMILY APPRECIATES.
AUTOMATICALLY BURNS TOAST.
belladiablo
20-07-2005, 12:23 PM
FOR RENT: 6-ROOM HATED APARTMENT.
belladiablo
20-07-2005, 12:23 PM
WE WILL OIL YOUR SEWING MACHINE AND ADJUST TENSION IN YOUR HOME FOR $1.00.
belladiablo
20-07-2005, 12:24 PM
CHRISTMAS TAG-SALE. HANDMADE GIFTS FOR THE HARD-TO-FIND PERSON.
belladiablo
20-07-2005, 12:24 PM
AND NOW, THE SUPERSTORE-UNEQUALED IN SIZE, UNMATCHED IN VARIETY, UNRIVALED INCONVENIENCE.
belladiablo
20-07-2005, 12:25 PM
HAVE SEVERAL VERY OLD DRESSES FROM GRANDMOTHER IN BEAUTIFUL CONDITION.
belladiablo
20-07-2005, 12:25 PM
Ad seen in NY Times
For sale by owner
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000.00 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last weekend. Wife knows f**king everything.
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