Dog vs Cat

[belladiablo]

:-D

How Many Dogs Does It Take to Change A Light Bulb?

Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our
whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid
burned out bulb?

Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not
up
to code.

Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!

Rottweiler: Make me.

Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.

Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can
I?
Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!

German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from
the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one
more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of
the situation.

Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the
walls and furniture.

Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light
bulb?

Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the
dark.

Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb

Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there...

Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?

Schnauzer: You guys have no regard for logic. I have to THINK!

Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little
circle...

Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By
the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

The Cat's Answer: "Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light
bulbs. So, the real question is: How long will it be before I can
expect
some light,! some dinner and a massage"

[Mags]

:lol: :lol: :lol: very good BellaD!

[Bellakatz]

Ha ha...very funny :-D

[belladiablo]

I used to know loads of lightbulb jokes!

Can't remember them anymore! Will try and think and remember some!!!

[Bellakatz]

I used to know loads of lightbulb jokes!

Can't remember them anymore! Will try and think and remember some!!!


Sue you dont think your failing memory is something to do with your age


Soz...only joking :-) :-) :-) :-)

[belladiablo]

Cheeky!

Wait till I see you next! :evil:

Mind you had better not say too much, might be a granny by then!

I am waiting for Rachel to ring back, all I can find on the net is what you said!

[Bellakatz]

Cheeky!

Wait till I see you next! :evil:

Mind you had better not say too much, might be a granny by then!

I am waiting for Rachel to ring back, all I can find on the net is what you said!


Ha ha Nanny Sue...Hopefully we should see you this weekend
Sorry i disapeared,been talking to CXX and answering kitten customers

Hopefully i will have a few more years before i become a Nanny :roll: :roll:

[belladiablo]

Don't forget will prob be stuck in a tent :(

It will be JAE don't you just love car do's????

[belladiablo]

Just had that lovely young couple who have booked two snows, they have dropped a really nice blanket off, and some toys for their two new babies! They are so excited bless them! :-) Their first home, and then their new little 'family'!

[belladiablo]

:evil: OOoooh this is really frustating!

Still can't think of any!

May have to do a search on the internet!