Azz
12-09-2004, 10:02 PM
A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the
middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the
rabbit jumps right in front of the car.
The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulls over and
gets out to see what has become of the rabbit. Much to his dismay, the
rabbit is dead.
The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry.
A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway sees a man crying on
the
side of the road and pulls over. She steps out of the car and asks the
man
what's wrong.
"I feel terrible," he explains, "I accidentally hit this rabbit and
killed
it."
The blonde says, "Don't worry." She runs to her car and pulls out a spray
can. She walks over to the limp, dead rabbit, bends down, and sprays the
contents onto the rabbit. The rabbit jumps up, waves its paw at the two
of them and hops off down the road. Ten feet away the rabbit stops, turns
around and waves again, he hops down the road another 10 feet, turns and
waves, hops another ten feet, turns and waves, and repeats this again and
again and again, until he hops out of sight.
The man is astonished.
He runs over to the woman and demands, "What is in that can? What did you
spray on that rabbit?"
The woman turns the can around so that the man can read the label. It
says...
(Are you ready for this?)
(Are you sure?)
(This is bad!)
(It's not even a Blonde Joke!)
(You can still delete it)
(You know you're gonna be sorry)
(Last chance)
(OK, here it is)
(Your very last chance.)
It says, "Hair Spray - Restores life to dead hair, adds permanent wave."
middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the
rabbit jumps right in front of the car.
The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulls over and
gets out to see what has become of the rabbit. Much to his dismay, the
rabbit is dead.
The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry.
A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway sees a man crying on
the
side of the road and pulls over. She steps out of the car and asks the
man
what's wrong.
"I feel terrible," he explains, "I accidentally hit this rabbit and
killed
it."
The blonde says, "Don't worry." She runs to her car and pulls out a spray
can. She walks over to the limp, dead rabbit, bends down, and sprays the
contents onto the rabbit. The rabbit jumps up, waves its paw at the two
of them and hops off down the road. Ten feet away the rabbit stops, turns
around and waves again, he hops down the road another 10 feet, turns and
waves, hops another ten feet, turns and waves, and repeats this again and
again and again, until he hops out of sight.
The man is astonished.
He runs over to the woman and demands, "What is in that can? What did you
spray on that rabbit?"
The woman turns the can around so that the man can read the label. It
says...
(Are you ready for this?)
(Are you sure?)
(This is bad!)
(It's not even a Blonde Joke!)
(You can still delete it)
(You know you're gonna be sorry)
(Last chance)
(OK, here it is)
(Your very last chance.)
It says, "Hair Spray - Restores life to dead hair, adds permanent wave."