angieh
21-10-2011, 02:53 PM
(email received today)
Two aliens landed in a desert near a gas station that was
closed for the night. They approached one of the gas pumps
and the younger alien addressed it saying, 'Greetings,
Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to your leader!
The gas pump, of course, didn't respond.
The younger alien became angry at the lack of response.
The older alien said, 'I'd calm down if I were you.'
The younger alien ignored the warning and repeated his
greeting. Again, there was no response.
Annoyed by what he perceived to be the pump's haughty
attitude, he drew his Ray gun and said impatiently,
'Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace.. Do not ignore us
this way! Take us to your leader or I will fire!'
The older alien again warned his comrade saying, 'You
probably don't want to do that! I really don't think you
should make him mad.'
'Rubbish,' replied the cocky, young alien. He aimed his
weapon at the pump and opened fire. There was a huge
explosion. A massive fireball roared towards them and blew
the younger alien off his feet and deposited him in a burnt,
smoking mess about 200 yards away in a cactus patch...
Half an hour passed. When he finally regained consciousness.
He refocused his three eyes, straightened his bent antenna,
and looked dazedly at the older, wiser alien who was
standing over him shaking his big, green Head.
'What a ferocious creature!' exclaimed the young, fried
alien. 'He damn near killed me! How did you know he was so dangerous?'
The older alien leaned over, placed a friendly feeler on his
crispy friend and replied, 'If there's one thing I've
learned during my intergalactic travels, you don't want to
mess with a guy who can loop his willie over his shoulder
twice and then stick it in his ear.'
Two aliens landed in a desert near a gas station that was
closed for the night. They approached one of the gas pumps
and the younger alien addressed it saying, 'Greetings,
Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to your leader!
The gas pump, of course, didn't respond.
The younger alien became angry at the lack of response.
The older alien said, 'I'd calm down if I were you.'
The younger alien ignored the warning and repeated his
greeting. Again, there was no response.
Annoyed by what he perceived to be the pump's haughty
attitude, he drew his Ray gun and said impatiently,
'Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace.. Do not ignore us
this way! Take us to your leader or I will fire!'
The older alien again warned his comrade saying, 'You
probably don't want to do that! I really don't think you
should make him mad.'
'Rubbish,' replied the cocky, young alien. He aimed his
weapon at the pump and opened fire. There was a huge
explosion. A massive fireball roared towards them and blew
the younger alien off his feet and deposited him in a burnt,
smoking mess about 200 yards away in a cactus patch...
Half an hour passed. When he finally regained consciousness.
He refocused his three eyes, straightened his bent antenna,
and looked dazedly at the older, wiser alien who was
standing over him shaking his big, green Head.
'What a ferocious creature!' exclaimed the young, fried
alien. 'He damn near killed me! How did you know he was so dangerous?'
The older alien leaned over, placed a friendly feeler on his
crispy friend and replied, 'If there's one thing I've
learned during my intergalactic travels, you don't want to
mess with a guy who can loop his willie over his shoulder
twice and then stick it in his ear.'