Elaine
25-11-2007, 12:05 AM
>>>> A magician worked on a cruise ship.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> The audience was different each week so the magician did the same
>>>> tricks over and over again.
>>>>
>>>> There was only one problem: The captain's parrot saw the shows each
>>>> week and
>>>> began to understand how the magician did every trick.
>>>>
>>>> Once he understood, he started shouting in the middle of the show,
>>>> "Look, it's not the same hat!" or, "Look, he's hiding the flowers under
>>>> the table!" or "Hey, why are all the cards the ace of spades?"
>>>>
>>>> The magician was furious but couldn't do anything. It was, after all,
>>>> the captain's parrot.
>>>>
>>>> Then one stormy night on the Pacific, the ship unfortunately sank,
>>>> drowning
>>>> almost all who were on board.
>>>>
>>>> The magician luckily found himself on a piece of wood floating in the
>>>> middle of the sea, as fate would have it .. with the parrot. They
>>>> stared at
>>>> each other with hatred, but did not utter a word.
>>>>
>>>> This went on for a day... and then 2 days ... and then 3 days ...
>>>>
>>>> Finally on the 4th day, the parrot could not hold back any longer and
>>>> said............."OK, I give up. Where's the f**#ing ship?"
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> The audience was different each week so the magician did the same
>>>> tricks over and over again.
>>>>
>>>> There was only one problem: The captain's parrot saw the shows each
>>>> week and
>>>> began to understand how the magician did every trick.
>>>>
>>>> Once he understood, he started shouting in the middle of the show,
>>>> "Look, it's not the same hat!" or, "Look, he's hiding the flowers under
>>>> the table!" or "Hey, why are all the cards the ace of spades?"
>>>>
>>>> The magician was furious but couldn't do anything. It was, after all,
>>>> the captain's parrot.
>>>>
>>>> Then one stormy night on the Pacific, the ship unfortunately sank,
>>>> drowning
>>>> almost all who were on board.
>>>>
>>>> The magician luckily found himself on a piece of wood floating in the
>>>> middle of the sea, as fate would have it .. with the parrot. They
>>>> stared at
>>>> each other with hatred, but did not utter a word.
>>>>
>>>> This went on for a day... and then 2 days ... and then 3 days ...
>>>>
>>>> Finally on the 4th day, the parrot could not hold back any longer and
>>>> said............."OK, I give up. Where's the f**#ing ship?"
>>>>